Be careful of your pianists and your nuts

Nov 17, 2020, 08:31 AM
Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are back due to popular demand. LAJ is popular and Porky demanded she returned.

Today's topics include: Biting your tongue, Des O'Connor, the brilliance of Ray Clemence, ABBA's Anni-Frid, wrinkly love, whether Prince Charles will ever become King, Martin Bashir being under the microscope for more alleged interview troubles, why it's important to live fast and die young as a rock star, which Spice Girl is not living up to her nickname financially, Terry Venables, ridiculous song lyrics (sounds familiar), a new way to sober up quickly, how the body reacts to the COVID vaccine, Boris Johnson's ex-wife, Condoleezza Rice, mispronouncing innuendo-laden words, the importance of Porky's nuts, Petula Clark, why even the best suffer from impostor syndrome, Ed Sheeran's new house, Uriah Heep, Janet Street Porter, the awkwardness of one night stands, and Irish troubles of the unexpected kind. You won't find anything of that sort on Planet Porky however...this is after all a family planet.  

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