Setting the Bar: Let's Try Not To Hump Trees and Eat Bark

If you can manage to make it through the day without humping your neighbor’s trees… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.wfsb.com/news/man-arrested-for-humping-trees-assaulting-officers-in-naugatuck/article_5df8622e-29c1-11eb-86e2-33b5850d2c9d.html