Setting the Bar: Fake Name Fail

If you can manage to make it through the day without getting busted because the fake name you gave to police also has warrants… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2021/03/29/michigan-man-caught-with-meth-uses-fake-name-arrested-anyway-because-that-person-had-active-warrants/