My Grandfather Talks To An Air Vent

My grandfather isn’t the kind of man who is particularly communicative. Actually, he barely bothers to speak at all unless it’s a grunt of satisfaction aimed at a piece of pork chop or a prod to turn the TV channel back to golf. My mother says he’s just selective with his words: I prefer to call him what he is—a dick.

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