Setting the Bar: Pool Pooper

Everyone knows there's a "no peeing in the pool" rule, but this person went even further than that . . . probably. If you can manage to make it through the day without breaking into a public pool and using it as your king-size toilet… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.seacoastonline.com/story/news/local/2022/07/04/peirce-island-pool-closed-july-4th-portsmouth-vandalism/7802260001/