Setting the Bar: Gas Station Owl?

Say what you will about illegal drugs. But they can make for the weirdest setting the bar stories! If you can manage to make it through the day without getting hopped up on drugs and buying an owl outside a gas station… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.azfamily.com/2022/11/11/police-dui-suspect-payson-was-meth-driving-with-owl-inside-his-car/