Setting the Bar: Overreaction of the Year?

This should probably go into the “Overreaction Hall of Fame”... but if you can manage to make it through the day without burning down a house because you didn't recognize the person FaceTiming your boyfriend... you're doing OK!

Source: https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/11/22/woman-charged-with-burglarizing-exs-southwest-bexar-county-home-setting-it-on-fire-records-show/