Humping Lawn Ornaments & Coddling Baubles: Three Wise Men & a Baby

Our final Christmas movie is one of our most anticipated. This week we are doing Three Wise Men and a Baby. It stars all the Hallmark hotties: Tyler Hynes as Taylor the surly brother who can't keep a job, Andrew Walker as Luke the firefighter who keeps the family together and doesn't know how to answer a text and Paul Campbell as Stephan, the socially awkward brother who feels more comfortable talking to animals than people. These three get a baby dropped at their feet before Christmas and must work together to care for the child. In this episode we make up new words like bananasa and vaby (which means very different baby), contemplate how none of the brothers could be the baby's father because of their very visible chastity rings and marvel at how the humping lawn ornament is the most action we've seen in any Hallmark movie. This episode is hunk heavy and bananasa and we hope you join us for Three Wise Men and a Baby.