Setting the Bar: Carjacking Dumb Dumb

Look we’re not saying criminals are the brightest bulbs in the box, but this guy was done from the beginning. If you can manage to make it through the day without trying to carjack someone and not being able to drive the car… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://cwbchicago.com/2023/03/chicago-carjacker-busted-after-becoming-confused-by-stick-shift-prosecutors.html