Setting the Bar: Shiny Rear End!

I guess this could be a good lesson to anyone headed out of town for Spring Break… If you can manage to make it through the day without a sheriff describing your butt as a “shiny rear end”... then you’re doing OK! LOL

Source: https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-sheriff-looking-spring-break-squatter-caught-home-surveillance-showing-shiny-rear-end.amp?ICID=ref_fark