Florida: Naked and Covered In Grease

A greased-up naked guy got arrested on a trampoline in Florida last Friday. If you can manage to make it through the day without breaking into houses while naked and covered in grease… you’re doing OK!

Source: https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/04/07/naked-greased-up-florida-man-accused-of-breaking-into-2-homes-jumping-in-pool/