News With My Fiancé - Thursday, May 25th, 2023

May 25, 2023, 07:48 PM

Podcast edited by Kyle Gilmer.

Kyle@residualaudio.com

NATIONAL
  • (26:17) How exactly did Target miss the… point of their own performance?
  • (52:43) “E-Ron and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day” 
Texts Squad/Fam: 

00-Good morning, thanks for starting us off with Ambush's smooth jazz voice report on this nice weather.

01- (21:23) Gonna need the abolition cha cha slide mix now please and thank you

02- (21:34) Yes! You did it! Fomo about the podcast fest and people's market on the calendar accomplished 

03- (21:46) Aw SNAP! Ya boi has today off because he's picking up a Saturday shift to help out at the squate job. Touring AAAALL the comic shops today and then recording the Stapled Sounds tonight!! -Rudes! XOXO

04- (23:04) Ambush is now Stapled Spine distro staff! Beaverton to Oregon City and all the biggies sprinkled all over our Rose City.

05- (23:45) Tina for EVER! Hush up Ike!!

06- (31:59) What happened to not negotiating with terrorists?

07- (46:26) If MAGAs are so bugged about LGBTQ Pride Month, why don't they organize a Heterosexual Shame Month?

08- (46:45)This crap would stop real quick if Target publicly announced that for every one of these tantrums thrown in their stores they would donate 50k to The Trevor Project.

09- (49:28)  I must not be Woke. Woke is the mind-killer. Woke is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Woke. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the Woke has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -Jack "I read Dune in high school" Rudo

10- (1:17:56)"Broken Music Breaks w my Fiancé "

11- Blame the culture too though, people like Sting writing intentionally creepy songs and then people are like "how romantic!"

12- It's almost like the workers of twitter were what kept it running well! 🤔🤔

13- TWITter--the first syllable says all you need to know.

Don’t let the individuals distract you from the systems

Poverty is a policy choice

People Over Profits

Power to the People

None of us are free until we are all free