E9: Weirdest Direct Ever, Mean Girl Microsoft, Collector's Editions Suuuuuck

Nintendo had a direct, and Elephant Mario is a thing— we have thoughts! We lose our minds at the Mario RPG remake, detail all the latest backhand tactics between Microsoft and Sony, and rejoice in the return of Metal Gear Solid 4... supposedly.

It's a big one, and we didn't even get into the latest Nintendo shareholder shenanigans, enjoy!