Setting the Bar: Fireworks Idiots

You're not supposed to keep highly flammable stuff in storage units. Here's why... If you can manage to make it through the day without letting your illegal fireworks go off in your storage units destroying everything… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/south-bay/2-arrested-in-san-jose-storage-fire/3263570/