Setting the Bar: Dumb Escapee

Some people can spend their time in prison working to change the trajectory of their lives . . . and others just don't seem to get it. If you can manage to make it through the day without getting caught breaking out of jail a few months before you were set to be released anyway… you’re doing OK!

Source: https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/man-gets-40-years-prison-escape-bid-months-101885201