Setting the Bar: Dumb Bank Robber

There are people who create ELABORATE SCHEMES for robbing banks . . . and then there's this guy, who had ZERO plan. If you can manage to make it through the day without robbing a bank by just walking up and taking a bag money left outside… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/trumbull-man-accused-of-stealing-nearly-5000-of-towns-tax-money/3093465/