Setting the Bar: Stole FIL's Life Savings!!

We've seen people get back together again, even after a divorce. But I don't think you're bouncing back from this . . . If you can manage to make it through the day without stealing your in-law’s life savings and going on a spending spree… you’re doing OK!

Source: https://www.wtaj.com/news/local-news/altoona-man-accused-of-staging-2m-burglary-erratically-spending-it-around-town/