Setting the Bar: The Pepperoni Bandits

These days it's harder to find things to vandalize people's property with, because toilet paper . . . eggs . . . EVERYTHING costs more. Especially meat. If you can manage to make it through the day without vandalizing someone’s porch with pepperoni… you’re doing OK!

Source: https://www.krqe.com/news/weird/nj-house-vandalized-with-pepperoni-as-an-italian-it-hurts-the-heart/