The Most Boring Magazine Cover Ever - April 3, 2025
Apr 04, 01:08 AM
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- People Magazine put Melinda Gates on the cover to complain about Bill, Canadian penis yard art, the stock market tanks, Maz-terbation, Gone Girls: The Long Island Serial Killer on Netflix, Kanye wants Bianca back, and Jim's Picks: Songs about rain.
- Amherstburg, ON has quite a few pranksters. An entire neighborhood is up in arms over a lawn decoration...OF A PENIS! Check out the video.
- Uncle Baby Billy wants you to see his dong on EVERY Righteous Gemstones episode this season.
- A new Bonerline with lots of complaints.
- Don't check your 401k. Yay tariffs! But hey, mortgage interest rates are better.
- Mixed messages on Elon Musk: reports are that Elon is OUT! But is he?
- Stellantis laid off a bunch of people today. Ugh...
- The most boring People Magazine cover ever. MELINDA. FRENCH. GATES. She has a lot of complaints and they all involve Bill and Jeffrey Epstein.
- Kanye has another stupid new song where he's trying to win back Bianca Censori. This dude is somehow cancel-proof.
- Have you watched the new Gilgo Beach Murders doc on Netflix? Gone Girls: The Long Island Serial Killer. Rex Heuermann is an ogre.
- We call Maz right on time and he accuses us of being late. We talk about Opening Day. Then we quickly get into Tom's over/under on times beating it last weekend while he was alone. Final Four predictions. Tom's throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, dude.
- We go in search of Jim Barktek due to a duck fart.
- USA Fencing disqualifies a girl for refusing to fence transgender athlete.
- Drew went on a Val Kilmer binge last night.
- Jim's Picks: Top 10 Songs About Rain.
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