Are Spiders Plotting Against Us? + Downtown LA’s Creepiest Secrets on DIYS w/Vanessa Graddick
Episode 297, Apr 17, 02:25 PM
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🎙️ Welcome back to Damn Internet, You Scary! with your hosts @PatrickCloudChannel and @TahirMoore. This week’s hilarious guest is none other than comedian, writer, and mixologist-in-residence Vanessa Graddick! https://wwww.instagram.com/vanessagraddick
In this episode:
🍸 Vanessa drops drink game with edible glitter cocktails
👮♂️ We dive into the wild conspiracy that Family Matters was a delusion created by Carl Winslow!
🕷️ Spiders could theoretically eat all humans in under a year?! Say what?
🌲 We explore the real-life Zone of Death loophole where you could legally get away with murder!
🌆 Plus: the haunting side of downtown LA, from graffiti ghosts to pigeon-covered staircases.
Don’t forget to like, comment, and SUBSCRIBE for more comedy, conspiracies, and chaos.
💬 Drop your thoughts: What show from the 90s deserves a conspiracy theory?
S/O to our Sponsors
Blue Chew
Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code DIYS -- just pay $5 shipping. https:/www.bluechew.com
Prize Picks
Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you
play your first $5 lineup!
0:00 - Kicking Things Off & Making Wishes at 12:34
0:42 - Birthday Numbers & Seeing Patterns in Time
1:21 - Can You Manifest the Clock?
1:55 - Timing Needs to Be Organic
2:29 - Sleepy Faces & Misinterpreted Drool
3:02 - The Money Shot Debate
3:15 - Titty Bang Failures & Bad Aim
3:30 - Vasectomy Confessions & Reduced Velocity
4:27 - The Brick House Blueprint
5:03 - Invention: The Skee-Ball Sex Game
5:37 - Olympic Score System for Sex
6:14 - Global Expansion for Semen Games?!
6:50 - Scoring Hair vs Headboard vs Butt
7:35 - Missionary Skeeball Gets Competitive
8:07 - Can Amazon Sell This?
9:01 - Sitcom Theme Songs with a Trap Remix
10:17 - Vanessa’s Glitter Cocktails & DIY Mixology
11:22 - Frasier Love & Drink Inspiration
12:12 - Sitcom Reboots & Night Court Talk
13:49 - Kathy Bates in Matlock & Writing Classes
15:17 - Sitcom Trap Beat Freestyle
16:59 - Cheese is as Addictive as Cocaine?!
17:32 - The Carl Winslow Multiverse Conspiracy
19:42 - Typecasting & The Ghost of Urkel
21:17 - Family Matters Is a Cop's Fantasy
23:51 - Schizophrenia Dog Named Barbie 🐶
24:35 - Could Spiders Eat All Humans?!
26:20 - Slavery Stats & Spider Logic
27:34 - If We Ate White People Instead of Chicken...
28:40 - What If Don Julio Sponsored Cracker Barrel?
29:58 - Ad Read: Bluechew Comedy Segment
32:37 - Words We Can’t Say: Specificity & Naïveté
33:43 - The Zone of Death: Legal Murder in Idaho?!
36:08 - Yellowstone’s “Train Station” Theory
38:43 - Downtown LA: Squatters, Drugs & Dodger Dogs
43:57 - Man in a Diaper with Pigeons?!
44:58 - Why Dodger Dogs Are Baseball's Real MVP
45:40 - PrizePicks Sports Talk & Fantasy Betting
51:20 - Cheese Debate Continues: Sharp Cheddar Wins
55:55 - Vanessa’s Final Plugs & Upcoming Projects
#DIYS #VanessaGraddick #FamilyMattersTheory #Spiders #ZoneOfDeath #ComedyPodcast #BlackCreators #urbanlegends
Producer: @HippieGoals
In this episode:
🍸 Vanessa drops drink game with edible glitter cocktails
👮♂️ We dive into the wild conspiracy that Family Matters was a delusion created by Carl Winslow!
🕷️ Spiders could theoretically eat all humans in under a year?! Say what?
🌲 We explore the real-life Zone of Death loophole where you could legally get away with murder!
🌆 Plus: the haunting side of downtown LA, from graffiti ghosts to pigeon-covered staircases.
Don’t forget to like, comment, and SUBSCRIBE for more comedy, conspiracies, and chaos.
💬 Drop your thoughts: What show from the 90s deserves a conspiracy theory?
S/O to our Sponsors
Blue Chew
Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code DIYS -- just pay $5 shipping. https:/www.bluechew.com
Prize Picks
Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you
play your first $5 lineup!
0:00 - Kicking Things Off & Making Wishes at 12:34
0:42 - Birthday Numbers & Seeing Patterns in Time
1:21 - Can You Manifest the Clock?
1:55 - Timing Needs to Be Organic
2:29 - Sleepy Faces & Misinterpreted Drool
3:02 - The Money Shot Debate
3:15 - Titty Bang Failures & Bad Aim
3:30 - Vasectomy Confessions & Reduced Velocity
4:27 - The Brick House Blueprint
5:03 - Invention: The Skee-Ball Sex Game
5:37 - Olympic Score System for Sex
6:14 - Global Expansion for Semen Games?!
6:50 - Scoring Hair vs Headboard vs Butt
7:35 - Missionary Skeeball Gets Competitive
8:07 - Can Amazon Sell This?
9:01 - Sitcom Theme Songs with a Trap Remix
10:17 - Vanessa’s Glitter Cocktails & DIY Mixology
11:22 - Frasier Love & Drink Inspiration
12:12 - Sitcom Reboots & Night Court Talk
13:49 - Kathy Bates in Matlock & Writing Classes
15:17 - Sitcom Trap Beat Freestyle
16:59 - Cheese is as Addictive as Cocaine?!
17:32 - The Carl Winslow Multiverse Conspiracy
19:42 - Typecasting & The Ghost of Urkel
21:17 - Family Matters Is a Cop's Fantasy
23:51 - Schizophrenia Dog Named Barbie 🐶
24:35 - Could Spiders Eat All Humans?!
26:20 - Slavery Stats & Spider Logic
27:34 - If We Ate White People Instead of Chicken...
28:40 - What If Don Julio Sponsored Cracker Barrel?
29:58 - Ad Read: Bluechew Comedy Segment
32:37 - Words We Can’t Say: Specificity & Naïveté
33:43 - The Zone of Death: Legal Murder in Idaho?!
36:08 - Yellowstone’s “Train Station” Theory
38:43 - Downtown LA: Squatters, Drugs & Dodger Dogs
43:57 - Man in a Diaper with Pigeons?!
44:58 - Why Dodger Dogs Are Baseball's Real MVP
45:40 - PrizePicks Sports Talk & Fantasy Betting
51:20 - Cheese Debate Continues: Sharp Cheddar Wins
55:55 - Vanessa’s Final Plugs & Upcoming Projects
#DIYS #VanessaGraddick #FamilyMattersTheory #Spiders #ZoneOfDeath #ComedyPodcast #BlackCreators #urbanlegends
Producer: @HippieGoals