Going Goblin Mode w/ John Goblikon
Jul 09, 06:00 PM
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NO TROLLS - Goblins only.
PODCASTS:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811
https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV
WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com
WHO YOU HEAR
Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/
John Goblikon (Dave Rispoli) // https://www.instagram.com/therealjohngoblikon/ & https://www.instagram.com/itsdaverispoli/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: James Hull
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn
Post Manager: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla
OTHER SMOSHES:
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Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit
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0:00 INTRO
2:02 WHICH IS WORSE: TROLLS OR INTERNET TROLLS?
3:39 HE HAS A GO TO ORDER AT EVERY CHAIN RESTAURANT
4:48 JOHN HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH SHREK
7:08 MULTIPLE MEN WERE MUTILATED IN THEIR MUSIC VIDEO
9:02 GOBLINS ARE EXPENDABLE
10:33 IT’S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO COVER UP GOBLIN STENCH
12:12 IS THE TERM “GOBLIN MODE” OFFENSIVE?
13:39 SOME PEOPLE ASSUME JOHN IS TONE DEAF
15:00 SOME PEOPLE ASSUME HE WOULD LOOK BETTER BALD
17:04 HE’S A FREAK IN THE (SPREAD)SHEETS
19:34 HE’S GOING TO START A SNACK COMPANY
20:58 JOHN POOFS AROUND TO GET PLACES, BUT IS STILL ALWAYS LATE
22:40 IT’S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST TO WORK FOR A LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
23:58 TOLKIEN WOULD BE AT THE TOP OF JOHN’S “ MISSION UNALIVE LIST”
26:55 HE WOULDN’T BE HERE WITHOUT THE HELP OF COMEDIAN DAVE RISPOLI
28:48 HE’S ALL GREEN…
29:34 JOHN HAS CERTAIN GUESTS THAT HE WOULD LIKE TO COOK INTO A STEW
30:22 HE DOESN’T WIPE, HE LET’S IT CRUST
30:42 WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE GOBBLIN??
38:57 BLOOPERS
PODCASTS:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811
https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV
WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com
WHO YOU HEAR
Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/
John Goblikon (Dave Rispoli) // https://www.instagram.com/therealjohngoblikon/ & https://www.instagram.com/itsdaverispoli/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: James Hull
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn
Post Manager: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Beni Kimuene
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla
OTHER SMOSHES:
Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh
Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit
Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames
SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast
FOLLOW US:
TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok
Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalike
Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
0:00 INTRO
2:02 WHICH IS WORSE: TROLLS OR INTERNET TROLLS?
3:39 HE HAS A GO TO ORDER AT EVERY CHAIN RESTAURANT
4:48 JOHN HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH SHREK
7:08 MULTIPLE MEN WERE MUTILATED IN THEIR MUSIC VIDEO
9:02 GOBLINS ARE EXPENDABLE
10:33 IT’S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO COVER UP GOBLIN STENCH
12:12 IS THE TERM “GOBLIN MODE” OFFENSIVE?
13:39 SOME PEOPLE ASSUME JOHN IS TONE DEAF
15:00 SOME PEOPLE ASSUME HE WOULD LOOK BETTER BALD
17:04 HE’S A FREAK IN THE (SPREAD)SHEETS
19:34 HE’S GOING TO START A SNACK COMPANY
20:58 JOHN POOFS AROUND TO GET PLACES, BUT IS STILL ALWAYS LATE
22:40 IT’S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST TO WORK FOR A LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
23:58 TOLKIEN WOULD BE AT THE TOP OF JOHN’S “ MISSION UNALIVE LIST”
26:55 HE WOULDN’T BE HERE WITHOUT THE HELP OF COMEDIAN DAVE RISPOLI
28:48 HE’S ALL GREEN…
29:34 JOHN HAS CERTAIN GUESTS THAT HE WOULD LIKE TO COOK INTO A STEW
30:22 HE DOESN’T WIPE, HE LET’S IT CRUST
30:42 WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE GOBBLIN??
38:57 BLOOPERS