But, to be fair, he never said he and Pigsy were friends...because you don't send your friends to dinner parties where everyone is trying to murder you.

😈 The Creature: Each Tened
A horse committed to justice. If the punishment for every crime was searing thigh fire.

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🎵 Music Credits
"Low Coal Camper" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Morning Antic" by Chad Crouch
"Our Digital Compass" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Titter Snowbird" by Blue Dot Sessions