Setting the Bar: A Car for a Mountain Dew?

If we let stupid criminals off the hook, they won't learn. But this guy gets a pass because it’s funny and it’s our Setting the Bar story! It’s kind of a Feel Good?

Source: https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/10/portland-suspect-pops-sweet-deal-a-judicial-order-to-pay-her-victim-with-mountain-dew.html