Setting the Bar: Drunk Racoon

If you can manage to make it through the day without breaking into a liquor store, ransacking it, getting drunk, then passing out in the bathroom… when you’re a raccoon… then you’re doing OK!

Source: https://www.wrdw.com/2025/12/02/heavily-intoxicated-raccoon-passes-out-liquor-store-bathroom-after-breaking-ransacking-shelves/