Thursday, April 2, 2026: Calling Jessica; Raven Cries; Bucket Lists!

Sometimes you just need to sit down and relax. Like the man in New York city who bought a movie ticket just to nap. Are work naps being normalized now?  

Pick em news! Raven gets 3 headlines but can only ear one! Today's headlines are: Attorney penalized for relying on ai generated fabrication in court brief, McDonalds drive thru head set stolen and man says weird things to customers, Cruise worked accidentally spoils couples' engagement 

It is time to crown who is going to the championship from the Text Madness Final Four. Will it be K, abbreviations, voice memos, or when those pesky typing bubbles appear then disappear. Head to our insta to vote! 

Is your toddler throwing a tantrum? Don't worry... call Jessica! We’re not really sure why either, but apparently if you tell your child “Jessica” is coming, the crying stops. Toddlers are weird.  

Raven cried during an episode of Survivor last night and Anna does not cry. Project Hail Mary has apparently made most viewers cry unexpectedly. This raises the question, when was the last time you cried?  

Trending today! We are on the way to the moon. 4 brave souls were launched into the sky yesterday. Within two hours of launch, the toilet stopped working. They will probably wait until they land.  

Anna never wants to go to the moon; it's on her anti-bucket list. Anna, Raven, Producer Sophia and Producer Justin discuss what's on their bucket list.  

Clare and Tom were at a school fundraiser for their son’s elementary school and he drank too much. During the “live auction” portion of the night, he got into a bidding war with another dad for a package that included their child getting to be “principal for a day” and a ride to school that day in a fire truck. He ended up spending $2500 for it. His wife is furious, they can’t afford that kind of donation, and she wants him to reach out to the school and back out. Let the other dad have it! He says it’s too late, they have to just put it on a credit card and deal with it. She says it’s not too late, they didn’t tell their son yet about it, no one has to know. What would you do? 

Vinny has a chance to win $1,700! All she has to do is answer more pop culture questions than Raven in Can’t Beat Raven!