Monday, April 4, 2026: Text Madness Finale; Cringe-Worthy Names; Sibling Rivarly!

Apparently, the new way to find love is going to religious meet-ups to find someone with the same beliefs. If this isn't for you, the follow up option is the gym. Or a dog park. You can really meet anyone anywhere.  

Pennsilvania wrestlers, Andrew Loveless and his partner, Hammer Maxxx announce the official winner of Text Madness! You voted, now you find out the most annoying thing to happen over text! 

Abbreviations. Some of us love them, a lot of us hate them. Anna tests Raven and Producer Sophia’s text-abbreviation knowledge to see who really knows what they’re reading . LOL.  

JLO visibly cringed after she brought a fan on stage and found out his name was ben, her ex-husband's name. Anna and Rave discuss names that immediately give them this f 
feeling.  

Raven saw his uncle naked at the Easter gathering Sunday. Twice. Then he discovered an interesting fact from his grandfather-in-law. What did you learn about your family this weekend?  
 
Producer Sophia went out to the bars for another round of Happy Hour Happenings. There's never a dull moment in her little hometown’s dive-bar.  

Siblings are ruthless. Regardless of age. Anna found a video that her daughter, Dakota recorded on her iPad where she is nothing short of fuming after Anna’s other daughter stuffed a sock in her mouth.  

Luke was at a company outing and they went to a hiking trail. One of his female co-workers was freezing and asked if she could wear his jacket. He gave it to her. Now, his wife, Jessica, is angry. What woman asks a man for his coat if it isn’t offered? AND SHE DIDN’T GIVE IT BACK. It was an inexpensive fleece, but she wants him to ask for it back immediately. He says it’s only been a few days, it’s weird to ask for a glorified sweatshirt back. She says she’s probably in love with him and sleeping with it every night like a weirdo, either he asks for it back, or she will find her on social media and make a scene. Thoughts? 

Donna has a chance to win $1,900! All she has to do is answer more pop culture questions than Raven in Can’t Beat Raven!