Nobody Wants A Wedding Anymore ft. D'Angelo Wallace & Elyse Willems | Assumptions

Assumptions that will either make you say "I do" or "I definitely don't".

0:00 Intro
9:15 Most brides deemed bridezillas aren’t actually bridezillas
15:33 Most people dread having to go to a destination wedding
18:27 If you aren’t from Brazil, you’ll never know the joy of dragging around the groom by his tie
21:49 People don’t know how weird non-American wedding traditions can sound
23:58 I assume I need to convert to Catholicism
25:02 The reception shouldn’t have assigned seating
27:31 Themed weddings are tacky or cringe
29:52 Every lavish wedding you see online is funded by one of the newlyweds rich parents
32:31 It’s hard to spontaneously hookup with someone at a wedding
34:50 Gay marriages have less pressure to be perfect since there’s not traditions attached to them
36:14 Child-free weddings are completely understandable
39:19 Ceremonies and parties lose their appeal after a certain point
41:45 The Cupid Shuffle will always play whether you like it or not
45:42 People get way too in over their heads about the wedding that they forget to actually enjoy it

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Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/
Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/
D'Angelo Wallace (@dangelowallaceagain) // https://www.instagram.com/dangelno/
Elyse Willems ( @answerforIt ) // https://www.instagram.com/elysewillems/

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