Ceiling Witches, Missing Criminals & a Hanson Family Surprise

On this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into over 200 Chicago suspects going missing while wearing ankle monitors, an 11,000-carat ruby pulled from Myanmar, mysterious Springfield witch reports, pizza chain closures, and new discussions surrounding hantavirus concerns. We also hit a story involving a Russian nuclear vessel, celebrate the arrival of a real WKRP station in Cincinnati, and share exciting Hanson family news — a grandbaby on the way, a wedding coming up, and a memorable trip to Washington, Missouri. Comedy, strange headlines, and real-life moments all packed into one morning ride.

This week on Morning Crankers, things get weird, wild, and completely off the rails. We’re talking criminals disappearing with ankle monitors, a gigantic ruby discovery, witches allegedly crawling through apartment ceilings in Springfield, pizza chains shutting down stores, strange hantavirus research, a Russian nuclear ship disaster, and a real-life WKRP radio station coming to Cincinnati. Plus, we share some personal family news with our daughter’s wedding and baby announcement, along with our trip to the surprisingly charming town of Washington, Missouri.

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