HAALAND & KANE ARE MACHINES… GOOD LUCK DEFENDERS | FILTHY @ FIVE

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WE'RE BACK DOWN TO THREE AGAIN... AS SOME OF THE BOYS ARE HEADING BACK OUT TO THE USA.

WE SAY GOODBYE TO CRISTIANO RONALDO AND PORTUGAL IN WHAT IS LIKELY TO BE HIS LAST WORLD CUP, HAVING SCORED JUST ONE KNOCKOUT GOAL ACROSS SIX WORLD CUPS. STINKY.

MESSI AND ARGENTINA PULL OFF AN INCREDIBLE COMEBACK AGAINST AN EGYPT SIDE THAT HAD ONLY EVER WON ONE WORLD CUP MATCH, DOING SO IN SOMEWHAT "CONTROVERSIAL" FASHION.

MBAPPÉ HAS THE WORLD TALKING AS FRANCE FACE OFF AGAINST RIGHT-WING POLITICIAN CELESTE AMARILLA. FRANCE ALSO DRAW LEVEL WITH MESSI AS THE TOURNAMENT'S JOINT TOP GOALSCORERS AND BECOME THE FIRST TEAM TO REACH THE SEMI-FINALS.

AND FINALLY, ENGLAND AND KANE FACE OFF AGAINST NORWAY AND HAALAND IN WHAT'S SET TO BE AN ALL-TIMER... WHO WILL COME OUT VICTORIOUS IN THE ANGLO-NORDIC DERBY?!