#3690: 8 Buttons

Mike discovers that eight shiny mixer buttons are at least seven too many while trying to patch Carla into the show for the world’s creepiest prank-call recap. A tense morning at the batting cages turns into a full family summit, followed by an Elvis-worthy haircut and an eight-pound snow-crab investment that absolutely must surrender every ounce of meat. The boys revisit Mike’s finest fine-dining tricks—from shrimp-tail fingernails to personally narrating the dessert tray—before celebrating lunar impacts, underwear, and Josh’s nearly pocket-free lifestyle. Jimmy Cirrito becomes morning television’s favorite wingman, complete with cheesesteaks, poutine, and enough early-morning enthusiasm to wake the entire DMV. Robb then exposes an AI-powered inflatable-truck scam with a very real Apple Pay button, proving the only thing more dangerous than eight buttons is pressing “Buy Now” on a $500 pool float.

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