Big Ten Time Machine – September 7, 2026
Sep 07, 11:26 PM
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- Michigan's controversial win over WMU, Eli Zaret in-studio, Lindsay Clancy mistrial, Wheel of Fortune pedo announcer, Ryan Reynolds v. the 1980s, and King Charles reminds the UK that Harry & Meghan are commoners.
- Happy Labor Day.
- Sports Part 1: Eli Zaret starts us off with the controversial Michigan victory over Western Michigan University. WMU is taking the loss like a champ. LSU head coach Lane Kiffin angers more people. The Detroit Tigers are tossing $4M to 12-year-old Kevin Sosa. Cathy Engelbert is stepping down after the recent fiasco in the WNBA. Tiger Woods not allowed drive. Green Bay Packer RB Josh Jacobs may only miss 6 games this year. The NFL locks up Roger Goodell for 4 years. LA Clippers billionaire owner Steve Ballmer is not allowed to attend anything related to his team. The Red Wings suck and have no GM. The Detroit Tigers lose in hilarious fashion the weekend.
- Sports Part II: Turns out there is a lot of domestic violence in the NFL. Some players aren't very good at handling their finances either. San Antonio Spurs announcer, Jacob Tobey, nailed a player's sister and you can't fire him for that. Former Sacramento Kings announcer, Grant Napear, is battling in court due to his termination.
- Wheel of Fortune's announcer is caught on a plane visiting a creepy pedophile chatroom. He's been BLOWN OUT.
- The 25th anniversary of 9/11 is approaching. Drew caught up with the documentary on Hulu while Netflix dropped a brand-new Turning Point doc.
- The knife murdering lady in NYC has gotten the meme treatment. Some people have no sympathy for one of the victims because she was a Bank of America VP.
- There was a mistrial in the Lindsay Clancy trial. She is still getting support from the chicks getting their news on TikTok. MAGA theories are abound.
- BranDon predicts robot sex will be here within 10 years.
- Jemele Hill hates capitalism. Kmele Foster put her in her place.
- Stephen A. Smith, meanwhile, is not happy with Cari Champion and Jemele Hill after podcast interview. We make sure to watch his greatest work: Brick from General Hospital.
- Ryan Reynolds fears the 1980's. He has a new movie out called Mayday.
- Elliot Page can't seem to get roles these days.
- Alex Van Halen read David Lee Roth's book, but refuses to read Sammy Hagar's book.
- Macklemore is getting heat for popping off on Israel while opening for Ed Sheeran.
- Influencer Igho ‘Tiny’ Ubiribo went to plump up his dong in Bangkok, but died in the process.
- Influencers are ruining the US Open. Carlos Alcaraz is smoking hot and chicks dig him.
- Jennifer Aniston's hocus pocus boyfriend is a total weasel.
- Colin Kaepernick and Jay-Z are beefing over the NFL. He hates his white parents.
- Karmelo Anthony's family has another fundraiser. They need about $200,000 this time around. FYI, Tiffany Billions=Tiffney McAdoo. Oh wait, there is ANOTHER fundraiser for the murderer.
- Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell don't want anything to do with The Coney fundraiser.
- Meghan Markle and Prince Harry: Divorce Watch! Billionaire Ian Wace is funding the obnoxious couple. Meghan Markle exploits Gloria Steinem's death for clicks.
- Nathan Fielder has an Elizabeth Holmes documentary coming next month
- Karl Hamburger joins the show tomorrow.
- Merch is available if you want to rep the show. You’d look amazing too.
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