PENGUINS HAVE EVOLVED MORE THAN MAN UTD’S DEFENCE SINCE 2022! FT. JAMZ | FILTHY @ FIVE

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THE CROWD ARE ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW LOONS IS ALWAYS ON HIS OWN AS A LIVERPOOL FAN, AND THE REALLY RUDE ONES ARE ALWAYS SAYING WE NEED ANOTHER REPRESENTATIVE.

WELL, LOONS AIN’T GOING NOWHERE, BUT HERE’S ANOTHER LIVERPOOL FAN, LOUD ON X — IT’S JAMZ.

AND HE’S ONLY HERE BECAUSE LIVERPOOL MANAGED TO WIN THEIR FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON AGAINST NEWLY PROMOTED IPSWICH TOWN.

GAMEWEEK 3 IS WRAPPED, AND SPURS, VILLA AND COVENTRY HAVEN’T SCORED A GOAL. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

HAALAND SCORED HIS 300TH SENIOR GOAL. HONESTLY, WHAT WOULD CITY DO WITHOUT HIM… MAKES YOU WONDER, DOESN’T IT?

AND THE “BEST ATTACK IN THE LEAGUE” ATTEMPTED TO DO WHATEVER IT WAS THEY’D DONE IN PREVIOUS GAMEWEEKS, BUT ABSOLUTELY FAILED AS THEY GOT TRAMPLED OVER AT THE EMIRATES.

THE BOYS GIVE US ALL THE REACTION, AS WELL AS A BRIEF SUMMARY OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BEING BACK AND UNITED PLAYING ON A TUESDAY AGAINST… THE LIVING TIGER SWORD USED BY THE WHITE RANGER IN MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS!

ACTIVATE THE TIGERZORD!