Lions Try to Lose – September 13, 2026
Sep 14, 12:00 AM
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- Eli Zaret in-studio as the Detroit Lions escape with win in OT, holdout juror in Lindsay Clancy case ID'd, Corey Feldman's 9/11 post, Tracee Ellis Ross caught lying, KJ Biermann, Jasmine Crockett loves Chris Brown, and Hayden Panettiere's ex Brian Hickerson kicked out of another bar.
- Eli Zaret drops in to recap the Detroit Lions victory over the New Orleans Saints. The Chicago Bears are pretty good now. The Detroit Lions are back on Thursday and the NFL is making it hard to watch. Dylan Larkin is stripped of his captaincy for the Red Wings. Michigan pulled off an upset over the #11 Oklahoma Sooners... but Wi-Fi is still unavailable to the cult (and haters) at the Big House. Ohio State had an epic meltdown against Arch Manning and the Texas Longhorns. Ted Cruz showed up to College GameDay and was not well received. MSU is 2-0 and have a tough matchup against Notre Dame this week. A fan called the first series for Akron and was robbed by a fumble. Good Good Golf had an unfortunate marketing campaign go awry. Eli is baffled by a couple hot chicks kissing in a Key Jewelers commercial.
- Dave Landau's comedy special hits YouTube on Tuesday. J Chris Newberg is in town with Darren McCarty.
- Lindsay Clancy fans want to make sure black people can murder their children too. Gayle King is SHOCKED to learn the lone holdout juror is black. NBC 10 in Boston doxxed the juror. Someone has started a fundraiser for the guy.
- People celebrated 'Kirkiversity', making light of Charlie Kirk. USA Today makes excuses for those "celebrating".The statue may have been a bad idea.
- 9/11: People are giving Zohran Mamdani and AOC crap for smiling at the 9/11 memorial. Michael Strahan hosted 9/11: United We Stand – 25 Years Later. A former airline ticket agent regrets not stopping a hijacking that day.
- Kroy and Kim Zolciak-Biermann's 15-year-old turd son is busting being inappropriate with an underage relative. Kim is nailing Kyle Mowitz now, btw.
- Brian Hickerson and his brother Zach were involved in a scuffle at Wild Wing Cafe in South Carolina.
- Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky "had" a baby.
- Ryan Reynolds is busting lying again.
- Drew declares Tracee Ellis Ross insufferable. Trevor Noah is a douchebag for giving her a platform to lie. Monk > Girlfriends. She HATES Tony Shalhoub and declares The Tonight Show racist.
- Jasmine Crockett was hoping to get grinded by Usher and Chris Brown.
- Corey Feldman is a hero after saving Daisy De La Hoya. Corey made 9/11 all about him.
- A Russian Michael Jackson impersonator was destroyed by a giant speaker.
- Gillian Anderson is pansexual now and super horny.
- Shailene Woodley's friends are aghast of Aaron Rodgers' recent comments.
- OJ Simpson's ex, Christie Prody, is in trouble for meth.
- A professor at Carnegie Mellon University doesn't like white people too much.
- Jemele Hill continues to annoy. She can have blonde hair but those white better not have cornrows.
- J Chris Newberg will join us tomorrow.
- Merch is available if you want to rep the show. You’d look amazing too.
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