Tom Cruise's Royal Recruiting – September 23, 2026
Sep 23, 11:25 PM
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- Tom Cruise hung out with Will & Kate, no indictment in Nolan Wells death, Cindy Crawford's son dies, Ed Sheeran needs friends, Hayden Panettiere autopsy, John Hinckley Jr's podcast, Alix Earle Meets World, Clavicular charged with rape, and the Tale of Norm Macdonald.
- Drew didn't feel good and we missed a couple days.
- Mike Binder bailed on us, but he'll be on the show soon. Mike jumped on One Bad Movie with Stephen Baldwin and we learn that he has his own podcast.
- Alix Earle is the hottest influencer out there right now... and a total idiot. Tom Brady totally hit it.
- It turns out Nolan Wells drowned with no foul play. Ben Crump continues to make it racial. Christine Wonsley needs more money. Sunny Hostin and Al Sharpton might be in some trouble. Don Lemon still doesn't get it.
- Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber's son, Presley, overdosed in rehab. George Clooney is heartbroken. The kid had a nice team photo.
- Friends and family are bailing on Ed Sheeran for being so anti-Palestine.
- Carrot Top's 911 call has been released. The recent allegations against him are really bumming him out.
- Tom Cruise attempted to recruit Prince William and Kate Middleton into Scientology.
- Prince William is a better pilot than Prince Harry.
- Someone stole Simone Biles' Porsche.
- Lionel Richie is dying ASAP.
- A Kansas City mother baked her baby in an oven. She'll be on the streets in 11 years.
- Malia Nummerdor gets in on with canines.
- Hayden Panettiere did the 'Holy Trinity' of drugs.
- Cop Cam: We watch as a woman is saved from "Islamophobias".
- Docs: A new Norm Macdonald doc by Judd Apatow is headed to Netflix. Some girl named Maria Bamford has a film about something out. A Second City Television doc is out there too. The new trailer for You Can See Everything dropped.
- Alix Earle has a famous whore stepmom. She also fired her friend, Sally Carden, from running her socials. She also is beefing with Alex Cooper.
- Politics: Gavin Newsom will not impede Kamala Harris' run for president. JB Pritzker is not as fat as he used to be thanks to Ozempic. AOC is ready to run as the nation's leader. Lauren Boebert is probably the sluttiest member of congress. Nancy Mace loves "Cocks".
- The JLo Show will be the latest project to BOMB. Her doppelganger was recently arrested for stealing.
- John Hinckley Jr. has a podcast now.
- Looksmaxxing star Clavicular has been charged with rape.
- We find a woman who puts a lot of weiners in her mouth. Nice challenge.
- Merch is available if you want to rep the show. You’d look amazing too.
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