TOP 10 CENTRE-BACKS: GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL! FT. FRED SANTANA | FILTHY @ FREE

WE’RE JOINED BY 90S BABY SHOW AND FILTHY FAMILY FRED SANTANTA! 

🎸 BRRRANGGGG—DUN-DUN-DUNNNN, DA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!!!

🥁 TSS-KA! TSS-KA!

🎶 TODAY @ FREE! WE WANNA BE THE VERY BEST!

WE’RE RANKING THE TOP TEN CENTRE-BACKS IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE!

AND NO, IT’S NOT BASED ON FIVE GAMES, ‘CAUSE THAT WOULD BE INSANE!

WE’RE ALL HYPOCRITES, WE’LL JUSTIFY OUR TAKES AGAIN!

VIA AY! DEE! AITCH! DEE!

🎶 AND REMEMBER…

WE’RE A DEMOCRACY!

THAT’S HOW DEMOCRACIES WORK!

…APPARENTLY. 🎶

(IN CASE YOU WEREN’T WONDERING THAT WAS TO THE THEME OF POKÉMON)