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It Would Seem That I Have an Illness Called Congenital Idiocy
Here is my public confession that I am, or can be at times, a total stupidnik. ☺
Don't feel bad. We all have those days. It is all part of Murphy's Law. Did the same with my Olympus recorder the other day, except, mine was in my pants pocket.
Oops, I just realized I said in this Boo that I was in the process of becoming a congenital idiot. Of course, one can't become a congenital anything. One is born that way. But I guess this goes to show what a dough-head I really am today. ☺
Me, Hit Someone Over the Head? Nev... Wait a Minute, Why is My Nose Growing?
Keep listening and you will hear something you might not have known about my dark and sinister past. ☺ Also, hope you enjoy the birds in...
LOL, that is so funny. Good for you for whacking that stupid kid over the head with the plastic bottle. as for the roasting pan lid, that must have made a great sound. I would have loved to have been there to see that, especially your mother's reaction afterwards, Shannon, why is there a dent in the lid? LOL. reminds me of some incidents which took place when I was in elementary school, did not revolve around hitting anybody, but I will post about them later on.
Hahaha that's funny enjoy lunch ☺️ watching tv here what's knew lol
Tim Hoffman- Unholy Confessions
Me on guitar playing "Unholy Confessions" by Avenged Sevenfold
Heathers Reports, confessions of Georgia Nicholson
Simon Mayo hit by the giggles during Confessions
love the confessions ' ) '
#so funny!!!!!! hahaha!!!;o)