God Awful Movies

This week, the guys are live in Portland, Oregon for a review of the Wright Family's latest offering, "Bigfoot Blood on the Farm." And no, I haven't omitted a comma.

This week, the hosts of the Too Many Tabs podcast join us for a movie about how surprisingly cool God is when it comes to texting and driving.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to review The Coddling of the American Mind, a movie about the dangers of inclusivity that argues for their anti-inclusivity voices to be included.

This week, Kara Griffin from Recovering From Religion's RFRX Podcast joins us to review the 1985 biopic about a terrible, abusive man who, through the power of Christ, turned into a terrible, abusive pastor.

This week, Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance join us for a movie that asks the important questions, like "can the soul of a miscarried fetus trapped in a doll defeat a Canadian improv artist's gang of hat-themed henchmen before they're overrun by afterlife forest demons?"

We're joined by Michael Marshall for a review of the seminal work in the genre of 1970s demonic vehicle Christian cinema...THE CAR.

This week, Dr. Alice Howarth joins us for a skeptical review of Terrain, the story of how germs aren't real and therefore neither is the rest of science.

This week, Seth Andrews of the Thinking Atheist podcast joins us for an atheist review of The Second Coming, the final film of GAM legend Ron Ormond.

This week, Cecil Cicirello joins us to celebrate our 500th episode with a review of the B minus masterpiece Devil's Knight.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to learn about all the different maladies our cellphones are irradiating our brains with.

This week, we revisit the tail end of the Satanic Panic... or, I guess, the first Satanic Panic. Or... I guess just "the one in the eighties."

This week, American Atheists' legal director Geoff Blackwell joins us for an atheist review of Suing the Devil, possibly the least accurate court room drama ever made.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of The Avenger, a copyright infringement based Easter play that is a new contender for weirdest thing we've ever watched.

This week, guest masochist George Hrab joins us for a review of The Watchers: Revelation, a 2013 movie that rejects the theories of Zecharia Sitchin for being a little too grounded and reasonable.

This week, guest masochist Bryan Schilligo joins us for an atheist review of Hidden Secrets, the story of David AR White not having sex.

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a review of The Despiser, one of the greatest achievements in the history of terrible cinema.

This week, Dr. Steve Novella of The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe joins us for a skeptical review of The Earthing Movie; the story of how all disease can be cured by standing on the ground (or buying their patented 'standing on the ground' mat).

This week, you get two guest masochists for the price of one. Michael Marshall and Cecil Something-Italian from the new "Know Rogan Experience" podcast join us to talk about -- Alex Jones. I know. You expected me to say Joe Rogan. What can I say? We like to keep it unpredictable.

In this week's episode, Lydia and Thomas Smith join us for an atheist review of One Nation Under God, the story of a terrifying world where kids aren't forced to pledge allegiance to a monotheistic deity regardless of their personal beliefs.

This week, we welcome in Jordan Black from the Dead Domain YouTube Channel for an atheist review of Disciples in the Moonlight. It's the story of a terrifying near future world where all the hate speech has been removed from the Bible and... that's it. That's the terrifying future.

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us to review Trump by Grace, a pro-Trump TV show that was aborted in the first trimester despite their constant protests about how sinful that is.

This week, the Christmas-tacular spills over into the last week of December.

Sure, we're off this week, but we had a secular bonus episode ready to go for our patrons anyway, and we figured that, if ever there was a time of year for gifting a bonus episode to everyone else, this was it. Happy holidays!

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Gospel According to Scrooge, in which Dickens' classic tale of redemption gets a lot more Jesus crammed into its margins. On stage. With music. Sung badly.

This week, the gang is coming at you live from Nashville, Tennessee with an atheist review of Pickleball Princess. The latest from sentient Q-tip Donald James Parker, this film seeks to answer the age old question; "What is Donald James Parker into these days?" And for once, the answer isn't Jesus.

This week, we welcome in Cecilia and Reno from the Comic Dissection podcast join us for an episode of Bibleman. This week, Bibleman tackles the problem of children not loving Jesus enough for him to rescue them from psychological disorders.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Proximity, the story of what happens when I guy whose really good at credits sequences decides that probably makes him good at writing and directing, too.

This week, Marsh and Cecil join us for an atheist review of David vs Goliath: Battle of Faith, the movie that asks "what if the story of David and Goliath was repackaged as an action movie that was repackaged as an ad for a monster truck rally?"

This week, we figured you might not be thinking about election related stuff enough. So we invited Jim and Mark from the Fallacious Trump podcast on to talk about what might just have been the wrongest movie we've ever seen.

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Deliverance; a horror movie that isn't afraid to show Marsh things as terrifying as the American health care system.

This week, Lydia and Thomas join us to have their first foray into the cinematic oeuvre of the Wright Family Films, with a review of Hillock Haunting.

This week, Anna Bosnick joins us to review Dolls, a strident political commentary...and a ridiculous horror(?) movie about dolls.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to stare at an underlit screen and wonder what the hell is supposed to be happening.

This week, Katie and Allen from the Werewolf Ambulance podcast join us for an atheist review of The Clot, a fetus-based Christian horror movie.

This week, the guys team up for a woke review of Am I Racist?, the story of Matt Walsh pretending to be self aware to be funny. Because the key to humor is a rigid and intentional lack of self awareness.

This week, we go back to where it all began; the God's Not Dead franchise. Specifically, the fifth installment, God's Not Dead: United We Stand, in which David AR White defends Christian Nationalism with the tried and true argument "that's not Christian Nationalism!"

This week's episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Crystal Ballroom in Boston, MA. And in honor of our host city, we broke down Infinite, starring Boston's 23rd favorite son, Marky Mark.

This week, Cecil joins us for an atheist review of Noah's Ark, a Spanish cartoon that finally answers the question of where all the sewage on the ark goes.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Angels Fallen: Warriors of Peace, the story of Christianity, but with more guns. And wrist control.

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Firing Squad, the international testament to how bad a green screen can still look with modern technology.

This week, Andrea Romano joins us to review Dark Realm, the story of a guy trying to add a plot to his crappy magic routine, but not trying very hard.

This week, Dan Beecher from Data Over Dogma joins us live in Salt Lake City for an atheist review of The Oath, the story of Mormons trying to do gritty history with neither grit nor history.

This week, Cara joins us for an atheist review of Pride and Prejudice: A Latter Day Comedy, the story of Mormons reading Pride and Prejudice and not getting it. At all. Or even getting close.

This week, we team up for an atheist review of Out of Liberty, the story of that time Joseph Smith escaped from jail. No... not that, time. The other time. The one where he was in jail for treason. No... not that time. The other time he was in jail for treason. If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/goda...

This week, Marsh begins his education into America's worst attempt at literature with an atheist review of the first two episodes of the animated Book of Mormon.

This week, we invite Paige and Todd of the Horror Virgin Podcast on for a review of Nefarious, a horror movie so terrifying it includes a cameo from Glenn Beck.

This week, Cara joins us for a crash course in some of the dumbest conspiracies to come out of the pandemic.

This week, Dan and Dan from the Data Over Dogma podcast join us for a atheist/Bible scholar/atheist/atheist review of The Book of Daniel. It's the movie that happens when you combine some B-list actors, some E-list actors, iron age* source material, and a $14 budget. *Dan was very clear it is NOT bronze-age. === Check out the Data Over Dogma podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/@dataoverdogma ...

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Life Flight, the story of the birth of helicopter ambulances in America -- as that pertains to the love of Jesus.

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Hoomania, a claymation nightmare factory of epic proportions.