288: Abandoned Edition
In this week’s episode, Noah stops going easy on the Catholics, a person named Cody Coots does something exactly as intelligent as he sounds, and Mormons will somehow become easier to insult. Come see us in London! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist ...
59m Aug 23, 2018
59m
287: Basket Case for Christ Edition
In this week’s episode, Florida gets arrested trying to break into god’s trailer with a hand full of rose petals, Mark Taylor wonders how Harriet Tubman built all those subways, and Lee Strobel will examine the basket case for Christ. Come see us in London! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click her...
1hr Aug 16, 2018
1hr
286: "Not Stabbing, Can't Get Mad" Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll record this in the past with bits from the future because we’re not here now, Jeff Sessions announces a Biblical Space Force to prevent Church-Space Separation, and Biblepiece theater gives us some more o’ Gomorrah. To see us live in Chicago, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-chicago-tickets-45942658729 To make a per episode donatio...
1hr Aug 09, 2018
1hr
285: C.O.O.L. G.I.M.P. Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll learn what christians mean when they say they’re a COOL GIMP, Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop company hires a stunt vagina, and Jeff Sessions apparently thinks it’s the “just us” department. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Sca...
1hr Aug 02, 2018
1hr
284: Alienated Edition
In this week’s episode, Lee Strobel’s back to scientifically prove what Jesus thought but never said, the gay community hides a fuck slave animal inside their acronym, and a dead guy will keep up the good work. To see Citation Needed live in Chicago, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-chicago-tickets-45942658729 To see God Awful Movies live in London, click here:...
1hr Jul 26, 2018
1hr
283: Babel Rouser Edition
In this week’s episode, Heath gets to throw his two cents at the back of Anthony Kennedy's head, those two pennies get blocked by the back of Donald Trump's hand, and Biblepiece theater will finally get to the dick parts. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misan...
1hr Jul 19, 2018
1hr
282: Oh Kavanaugh He Didn't Edition
In this week’s episode, we realize Supreme Court is an anagram for ‘Computer ruse’ and cling to the hope that everybody’s just messing with me, an Israeli politician calls earthquakes fake Jews, and we’ll look back into American history and find exactly what we’d expect to. Get tickets to see God Awful Movies live in London here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tic...
1hr Jul 12, 2018
1hr
281: Going South Edition
In this week’s episode, Noah opines on all the wonderful things the state of Georgia has to offer, Eli goes on a wooey sounding meditation retreat, and Seth Andrews joins us to learn there is something better than Christian rock… Christian rap. To see Gam live in London, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 To make a per episode donation...
1hr Jul 05, 2018
1hr
280: Return of Lucinda Edition
In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court rules “not touching can’t get mad”, our collection of rejuvenating cum might finally pay off in Western Canada, and Lucinda will make her long awaited, triumphant return. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Sc...
1hr Jun 28, 2018
1hr
279: Untouchable Edition
In this week’s episode, the pope makes it clear not all wives matter, Tennessee needs some extra time to decide if RFRA covers the cat-o'-nine-tails, and Kat Kerr will put the anus back in “volcanoes”. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Pres...
1hr Jun 21, 2018
1hr
278: Bigotry on Parade Edition
In this week’s episode, Christian hardware store owners are pretty sure America just got great again, Coach Dave finds a gay Muslim fetus on the playground and pulls its hair, and the Bible will be here to begat ‘er done! To see us live in Chicago, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-chicago-tickets-45942658729 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click ...
1hr Jun 14, 2018
1hr
277: Master POS Edition
In this week’s episode, Christian Movie Reviewer continues to be the most secure job in trump’s america, the Supreme Court rules that you can't have your dick and eat it too unless everyone's nice to Jesus, and Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments podcast will be here to make sure we bitch about it right. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/Scath...
1hr Jun 07, 2018
1hr
276: Keytar Edition
In this week’s episode, Catholic Hospitals will get a reward for keeping those “no jews or Irish” signs in the basement for a reason, Alex Jones continued his slow, non-surgical tracheotomy by talking again this week, and Seth Andrews of the Thinking Atheist podcast will be here to rock for the king. To see the whole Citation Needed crew live in Chicago, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/...
1hr May 31, 2018
1hr
275: Cold Comfort Edition
In this week’s episode, we learn that the cure for mass shootings could be mass, we learn when the Bible says it's okay to use the N-word ... It's whenever, and America will seem cold and scary again. To see Citation Needed live in Chicago, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-chicago-tickets-45942658729 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: ht...
1hr May 24, 2018
1hr
274: Middle East Peace Edition
In this week’s episode, Trump's ready to Armaged-it-on, Oklahoma Senator James Inhofe tries to form flood water into a ball to prove gay people are evil, and Lee Strobel will think extra-biblical means when you read it twice. To see us live in Chicago, go here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-chicago-tickets-45942658729 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click...
1hr May 17, 2018
1hr
273: Cultural A-Pope-Riation Edition
In this week’s episode, Iowa redefines abortion to mean felching, Sarah Palin gets appointed to be National Secretary of All the Newspapers--wait, no, it's even dumber than that, and Bryce Blankenagel will be here and probably regret it. To see Citation Needed live in Chicago, clicker here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-chicago-tickets-45942658729 To make a per episode ...
1hr May 10, 2018
1hr
272: Pell Freezes Over Edition
In this week’s episode, my pug gets really good at Blackjack, Australia gives Cardinal Pell a timeout in the corner to think about all the kid-raping, and Mark and Dan will be here for some DIY Heathenism. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To check out our new YouTube video, click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7U32vRjZOU...
1hr May 03, 2018
1hr
271: SPLC Ya Later Edition
In this week’s episode, Ken ham’s ark park see less footraffic than your mom, we find a great new reason to ejaculate on a wall (your mom), and Lee Strobel will prove that the New Testament is the New Testament. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Sca...
1hr Apr 26, 2018
1hr
270: Trouble with God Edition
In this week’s episode, the Mormons introduce the world to their black friend, we learn on InfoWars that Alex Jones invented the clitoris in 1988, and Chris Matheson will be here to suggest the bible, koran, and book of mormon might just be bullshit. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazo...
1hr Apr 19, 2018
1hr
269: 2 for 69ing Edition
In this week’s episode, God’s dead at the box office, Coach Dave gets a handjob from a dude while thinking about a goat, and perfect word of god will be back to not make any fucking sense. To see Noah in Syracuse courtesy of the Central New York Humanist Association, click here: https://www.facebook.com/events/188813505256294/?active_tab=about To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, cl...
1hr Apr 12, 2018
1hr
268: AA Okay Edition
In this week’s episode, we catch us on all the news we missed while we were looking for one single human being in the entire state of Oklahoma. Seriously. Never had to look both ways to cross the street. I mean, we still did, but we never had to. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.co...
1hr Apr 05, 2018
1hr
267: Host with the Most Edition
In this week’s episode, we discuss Trump’s crayon-panned trans ban, we learn that your firearms are useless against killer swarms of bee-sting acupuncturists, and Noah will do battle with eucharists, because when it comes to hosts, there can be only one. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.a...
1hr Mar 29, 2018
1hr
266: Biblepiece Edition
In this week’s episode, The Olten Enterprise will print all the news that fits into a vagina, a comedian holds up a mirror during a set at a Catholic university and they're forced to blur it out, and Old Testament god will get even less likeable. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To enter our failed Easter Card contest, click her...
1hr Mar 22, 2018
1hr
265: Respect my Authoritie Edition
In this week’s episode, Kim Davis becomes the first person to write a book she can’t read, the reputation of United Airlines takes another hit after God gets dragged off a flight kicking and screaming, and Jesus will turn out to be way realer than Alexander the Great. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there...
1hr Mar 15, 2018
1hr
264: Strobel Warming Edition
In this week’s episode, Kentucky vies for that “Toddlers and Tiaras”, “Say Yes to the Dress” crossover we’ve all been waiting for, Roy Moore tries to crowdsource money to silence a victim at GoFundMeToo, and we learn that the Vatican has more gay dudes than Eli’s browser history. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book,...
1hr Mar 08, 2018
1hr
263: Son of Obituary Edition
In this week’s episode, we figure out if blessed AR-15’s kill less kids, rabbis in Iceland are running out of good excuses for sucking a baby's penis, and despite being such a Jesus fan, Billy Graham will not rise from the dead on the third day. For info on Noah’s talk in Allentown, click here: https://www.meetup.com/Lehigh-Valley-Humanists/events/247633530/ To make a per episode donation at ...
1hr Mar 01, 2018
1hr
262: Thoughts and Prayers Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll see which christian can blame not-god the hardest, a Pennsylvania pastor finally finds that platonic gay bondage relationship he's always been looking for, and the Jehovah’s Witnesses will courageously not do stuff. For more info on Noah’s talk for the Lehigh Valley Humanists, click here: https://www.meetup.com/Lehigh-Valley-Humanists/events/247633530/?_cookie-che...
1hr Feb 22, 2018
1hr
261: Dontcha Come Back No Mormon Edition
On this week’s episode: Alex Jones wants to know Optimus Prime's preferred pronouns ... North Carolina makes a special gay marriage lane that's separate but equal ... And Canada decides not to proactively get dumber. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrop...
1hr Feb 15, 2018
1hr
260: Ritually Abused Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll discuss the international, secret child rape cabal from the nineties that didn’t exist, Virginia considers a tax on porn despite the very visible hands that guide the market, and, speaking of strokes, we’ll talk about Pat Robertson. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http...
1hr Feb 08, 2018
1hr
259: Mormonpiece Out Edition
In this week’s episode, we break out the Book of Mormon voices one last time, we learn which Jehovah's Witness elder ate the most cum-covered cookies, and we’ll examine the zero fold increase in worldwide demonic possession. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Mi...
1hr Feb 01, 2018
1hr
258: Papal in Glass Houses Edition
In this week’s episode, the Pope on a Rope makes himself look a dope, God finally takes over control of all the snipes in Oklahoma, and we’ll reach the glorious end of an inglorious book. This week's episode is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club and Blue Apron. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: htt...
1hr Jan 25, 2018
1hr
257: S*it Hole Edition
In this week’s episode, we pound on the president’s shthole , the humor of grabbing him by the shthole is lost on him completely, and Seth Andrews from the Thinking Atheist podcast will be here so this episode isn’t just one long poop joke. This week’s episode is brought to you by Ziprecruiter: The smarter way to hire. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patr...
1hr Jan 18, 2018
1hr
256: Monson of a B1tc# Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll try to scare you out of gay sex, we learn that Roy Moore's not anti-Semitic because he knows a self-hating former Jew, and by the same token, we learn that Noah and Heath aren’t anti-Semitic either. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godles...
1hr Jan 11, 2018
1hr
255: Ether Or Edition
In this week’s episode, churches are bad and they should feel bad , we learn about how the gay jewish slave traders might affect our weekend, and we’ll be almost not reading the Book of Mormon anymore. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Pres...
1hr Jan 04, 2018
1hr
254: ScathingAtheist 254: Laying Down the Law Edition
In this week’s episode, we do voices and skits so that you can freak out those teenagers in the white shirts, the new Star Wars movie conceals its gay sexbot agenda using lesbian SJW propaganda, and Pope Francis will lay down the Law. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Go...
1hr Dec 28, 2017
1hr
253: Vulnerable Transgender Fetus Edition
In this week’s episode, the CDC gets 7 words they can’t say in this hellish vision, Egypt comes out with some banana porn that sadly does not include Ray Comfort, and a fat man will watch you sleep. This week’s episode is brought to you by Policy Genius. Find out more at https://www.policygenius.com/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAth...
1hr Dec 21, 2017
1hr
252: Faith No Moore Edition
In this week’s episode, Alabama takes out its ponytail and turns out to have been super hot all along, Alex Jones learns the hard way that his android sex doll is a homosexual, and Joseph Smith will finally make with the genocide. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godles...
1hr Dec 14, 2017
1hr
251: Baker's Doesn't Edition
In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court rules you have to make a gay couple a wedding cake but you no longer have to watch them have sex with it, Pakistan will put the ‘cleric’ back in ‘clerical error’, and Andrew Torrez from the Opening Arguments Podcast will be here to tell us how long before we reinstitute trial by ordeal. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://...
1hr Dec 07, 2017
1hr
250: Sestercentennial Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll celebrate two hundred and fifty episodes when we technically won’t have that many until we get done celebrating, Heath will get to say “bread-ophile”, and all of us will finally get to talk about all the latest revelations about Roy Moore. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there:...
1hr Nov 30, 2017
1hr
249: How to Heretic Edition
In this week’s episode, Eli will reference a thing we put up on YouTube, and then forget to post it to YouTube on time to make it into these shownotes, and Mark and Dan will join us to talk about fun things you’re allowed to do with your butt if you’re not religious anymore. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click ...
1hr Nov 23, 2017
1hr
248: Alternate Dimension Edition
In this week’s episode, we report back to the future, "everyone becomes Eric Stoltz in Mask" gets more popular votes than the President, and Mormon Jesus will be back to tell us how important all that stuff he said was. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthro...
1hr Nov 16, 2017
1hr
247: Raelian Nation Edition
In this week’s episode, Hemant Mehta caused a mass shooting, Christians boycott the Disney Channel over its glaring lack of molester programming, and aliens will tell us to have sex. But not like “us” as in you and these show notes. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/Scathin...
1hr Nov 09, 2017
1hr
246: Caffeinated Edition
In this week’s episode, Roy Moore isn’t sure if gays are people, House Republicans hope to pass a Morning After Bill that describes when a woman's right to choose comes to an end, and the President of the Australian Skeptics will be here to convince us that his country isn’t gonna kill us. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy o...
1hr Nov 02, 2017
1hr
245: Late Breaking Jesus Edition
In this week’s episode, the Catholic church wishes you’d stop talking about all the Id-kay ucking-fay, you'll never believe what the gay Nazis are up to, and Jesus will be in the Book of Mormon like Luke was in The Force Awakens. To see us in Australia at Skepticon, click here: https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www...
1hr Oct 26, 2017
1hr
244: Plumbum Astray Edition
In this week’s episode, the president warms up for his speech at a cross burning, two different Christian bigots try out poetry and I just came again thinking about it, and Michele Bachmann teaches us that archaeology disproves archaeology. To come see us in Sydney, click here: https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ For more info about Freeflo this weekend, click here: http://www.fr...
59m Oct 19, 2017
59m
243: Mormon Mayo Edition
In this week’s episode, Joseph Smith crawls under the bar of Alma, the phrase "Christian chicken rehab slavery" will be a perfectly reasonable thing to say, and we’ll see when Santa’s sleeping for a change. To learn more about PastaCon, click here: http://atheistpa.org/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click ther...
1hr Oct 12, 2017
1hr
ScathingAtheist 242: Mormon Mecca Edition
In this week’s episode, we wade out of Alma with the greatest acting we can muster, robots start passing the Turing Test at glory holes because science is important, and we’ll try to absorb 187 years of concentrated crazy over a weekend. This week’s episode was sponsored by our friends at Dollar Shave Club. Remember, this offer is exclusively available at Dollar Shave Club dot com slash SCATHI...
1hr Oct 05, 2017
1hr
ScathingAtheist 241: Moore is Less Edition
In this week’s episode, we finish Alma by holding block and pressing up, Roger Goodell and the King of Saudi Arabia look down on Donald Trump's moral low ground, and Alabama will prove once and for all that Moore is less. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanth...
1hr Sep 28, 2017
1hr
ScathingAtheist 240: Shriveling Johnson Edition
In this week’s episode, the Trump administration Rocky V’s us right in the johnson, we finally learn how to get some sexual attention from a sasquatch, and the Book of Alma will make the energizer bunny it’s bitch. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Sc...
1hr Sep 21, 2017
1hr
ScathingAtheist 239: Scam-Putation Edition
In this week’s episode, Donald trump stacks the bench with nutjobs, Sandy Rios points out that neo-Nazis might be nationalist but at least they're not socialist, and we’ll examine a miracle claim that doesn’t have a leg to stand on. To get tickets to one of our upcoming live shows, click here: https://scathingatheist.com/To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.pat...
1hr Sep 14, 2017
1hr