Arsenal’s new nadir, McTominay dominates, and the ballad of Royston Drenthe
Shot-stoppers, fisticuffs and an apology to Depeche Mode (and Rod Fanni)
Rifts, replays and robbery
Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford worms
The Mousa Dembélé appreciation society and Jesé’s hot breath on Charlie Adam’s neck
Conte on the rocks, cucumbers, and an ox on the brink of extinction
Karma, mystery tours and the Lepers v the Scoundrels
Swoops, swaps and resurgent Swans
FA cup levellers, Jurgen and Dave’s wild night out, and Middelfart memories
Carlos the magician, the Phil Neville farrago, and Pep v Warnock at last
Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley Barnes
Arsenal’s Diamond Eye, Sean Dyche’s protein fix, and requiem for Ronaldinho (and Phil Brown)
Introducing Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show
Klopp clips City’s wings, an apology to David Moyes, and the greatest Asian player of all time
The Bull of War, the caretaker manager bounce and the darts at Frimley Green
Arsenal fall in the Forest, Barcelona land Coutinho, and Team Conte v Team Mou
The best game of the year, FA Cup weekend and Mark Hughes hangs on
Calendar year records, the return of Tony Pulis and is VVD VFM?
Bristol City hit the big time, Clasico chat, Tom Ince v Saido Berahino, and the Doucouré imperative
The Moyes metamorphosis, an interesting man called Sven and dog walking in the Carpathian mountains
Recency bias, Revel-ations and the Rooney contradiction
City out of sight, West Ham win at last, and Arsenal off to Ostersunds
Zorro and joy in the Champions League, fear of the Big Sam and barge haulers on the Volga
United’s best De Gea day yet, the World Cup draw, and Benevento’s last-minute miracle
Rejuvenated Rooney, Sterling and Salah strike again, and presumptuous Pep talks
Everton’s non-holistic approach, the Hertfordshire Globetrotters and a derby for the ages
Liverpool’s unwanted threesome and Darren Fletcher’s pearly whites
Pulis P45-ed, narrative busters and Dulwich Hamlet’s Toilets Opposite Stand
Fragrant encounters, 90s icons and fax machines
End of the road for Northern Ireland, end of the nightmare for Blackpool, and why Silva is gold
An ode to Pirlo, racketeering, and a big beautiful German man
City sensational (again), Bilic sacked (at last) and Seagulls soar (of course)
Tottenham’s Champions League coming of age, chickens, and Comic Sans
England's golden summer and fifty shades of Demarai Gray
The return of Whispering Claude and friends forced to fight against each other
Koeman and Everton consciously uncouple - is Bilic next for the chop?
Liverpool in the goals, the FA in the dock and bad juju in West Brom
Stoke enter City’s seventh circle of swell
Irish hangovers, Chinese takeovers, and the king of crumbles
Genetics, Götterdämmerung and making America great again
The Dutch demise, Hackney Wick v Clapton FC, and is the end of heading nigh?
That Harry Kane team, that dreadful Palace record, and that incredible Peru kit
Bayern bin Ancelotti, Mamma Mia v Bohemian Rhapsody, and the Witches of the South
xG, OGs and Cliff Richard’s greatest hits
Liverpool lose again, Mark Sampson sent packing, and big trouble in little Paris
Introducing: The Totally Football League Show
Agüero’s goal-glut, Everton’s glass ceiling, and reassessing Arsenal's Köln-onic irritation
City off to a flyer in Feyenoord but Liverpool’s defensive problems become even more Sevilla
Jaw-dropping performances by Mane and Sane as Frank De Boer is shown the door
Sanchez in tears, Leicester in limbo, and Bilic and De Boer in the last chance saloon
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