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Patrons Behaving Badly

Patrons Behaving Badly
Comedy Interviews
66 episodes
66: Tom and the Lawyer!
3m • Jun 09, 2022
3m
65: The Pizza Predicament
2m • May 27, 2022
2m
64: The Flying Lady!
2m • May 13, 2022
2m
63: The Gift Certificate Debacle!
2m • May 06, 2022
2m
62: Karma smacks Tom right in the hair!
"Paging Mr. Comb-Over! Mr. Comb-Over, your table is ready!"
2m • Apr 28, 2022
2m
61: It's the pizza...that wasn't a pizza.
2m • Apr 15, 2022
2m
60: Two grannies outsmart Tom!
How to outsmart the chef with one hamburger!
2m • Apr 08, 2022
2m
59: The Grumpy Grandpa!
There was nothing fishy about how he wanted his fish!
2m • Apr 01, 2022
2m
58: The Old Lady with the Potty Mouth!
Such words coming out of such a sweet looking old lady!
2m • Mar 25, 2022
2m
57: Karma Explodes on These Diners!
In the form of a diaper!
2m • Mar 18, 2022
2m
56: Patrons from Outer Space!
Tom can recognize an alien from outer space as soon as they walk in...and they're not friendly aliens!
2m • Mar 11, 2022
2m
55: Tom Fires Himself!
Tom got in trouble...with himself!
2m • Mar 04, 2022
2m
54: "Don't You Want Us to Come Back?"
Toms answer, "NO!" Find out why!
2m • Feb 18, 2022
2m
53: Grandma's Getting Hammered!
Maybe she should of had just ONE martini.
2m • Feb 10, 2022
2m
52: The Sad Coat-Check Girl.
Some people are just jerks to the staff!
2m • Feb 04, 2022
2m
51: The Pro "Sender Backer!"
You just can't please some people ANYTIME!
2m • Jan 27, 2022
2m
50: The Great Lobster Debate!
"Claws or no claws....THAT is the question!"
2m • Jan 21, 2022
2m
49: The Doctor with No Patients!
He has no room for waiting!
2m • Jan 14, 2022
2m
48: How to drink expensive brandy, cheaply!
You just need really good timing and a dim bartender!
2m • Jan 07, 2022
2m
47: The Christmas tree that was moving on it's own!
The lady who nearly stole the Christmas tree!
2m • Dec 17, 2021
2m
46: When "take-out" comes IN!
Tom would like to "take-out" this couple!
2m • Dec 10, 2021
2m
45: He Didn't Have a Potty Mouth, but...
When the kids "bathroom" is next to your table!
2m • Dec 02, 2021
2m
44: The Soup Nazi's Sister!
Just how many times can you send back soup?!
2m • Nov 19, 2021
2m
43: She Doesn't Want a Bar...in the BAR!
What is cheaper than cheap? SHE is!
2m • Nov 12, 2021
2m
42: Restaurant Week!
Bargains for you, headaches for Tom!
2m • Nov 04, 2021
2m
41: I WANT MORE ATTENTION!
The food can be great, but what some customers really want...is just more attention!
2m • Oct 28, 2021
2m
40: How Do You Pay a 37 Cent Bill?!
Going ballistic over 37 cents!
2m • Oct 06, 2021
2m
39: The Hand Drawn Gift Certificate!
It was either a gift certificate...or a ransom note!
2m • Sep 29, 2021
2m
38: The Annoying Wine Lady!
Whining about the wine!
2m • Sep 23, 2021
2m
37: The Fussy Vegetarian!
Too many veggies for this vegetarian!
2m • Sep 16, 2021
2m
36: Taking the Happy Out Of Happy Hour!
If it weren't for some people, "Happy Hour" would be happy!
2m • Sep 10, 2021
2m
35: What Happens When You Send Something Back!
Sometimes the kitchen has the last laugh!
2m • Aug 26, 2021
2m
34: The Frisky Wait Staff!
When the heat in the kitchen is not coming from ovens!
2m • Aug 19, 2021
2m
33: The Cheap Cake Cutting Lady!
She wanted her cake and to eat it, too (unfortunately for Tom!)
2m • Aug 12, 2021
2m
32: We Don't Need No Stinking Menus!
Does anyone ever just order off the menu anymore?!
2m • Aug 05, 2021
2m
31: The Female Soup Nazi!
When your age and the temperature of your soup collide!
2m • Jul 29, 2021
2m
30: Fresh Meat at the Bachelor Auction!
How Tom brought in big bucks at the bachelor auction!
2m • Jul 14, 2021
2m
29: The Disappearing Menus!
People steal stuff from restaurants all the time....but taking the menu's?!
2m • Jul 09, 2021
2m
28: Dino's Revenge!
Be nice to your server...and here's why!
2m • Jul 01, 2021
2m
27: Splash him with wine!
Sometimes, the best "wines" come from the customers!
2m • Jun 24, 2021
2m
26: TOM Behaving Badly...AGAIN!
When Tom's wallet was not fat enough for a very little drink!
2m • Jun 17, 2021
2m
25: Directions for the "directionless!"
No wonder Long Island has never had a great explorer!
2m • Jun 11, 2021
2m
24: Paging Mr Comb Over!
The story of the comb-over waitress!
2m • Jun 03, 2021
2m
23: Tom Behaving Badly?!
The cognac confession!
2m • May 27, 2021
2m
22: The Problem with Chickens!
The lady and the chicken...and then another chicken...
2m • May 20, 2021
2m
21: Why Restaurant Week is so Much Fun...NOT!
What happens when you only want one course in your 3 course meal!
2m • May 13, 2021
2m
20: The Flying Customer!
Some people have very strange priorities!
2m • May 05, 2021
2m
19: Restaurant Week!
Restaurant week is great, unless you OWN the restaurant!
2m • Apr 30, 2021
2m
18: 200 Patrons Behaving badly!
The one word Tom used to control 200 loud people!
2m • Apr 23, 2021
2m
17: The "D List" Celebrity
The "D" list celebrity with the "F" attitude!
2m • Apr 09, 2021
2m

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