The Unholy Pod

Wait, we aren't dead, Unholy surprise! Alternate titles for this episode included "Some Things Did Happen" and "DJ BOTTOM SURGERY"; listen to find out why!

Jessica and Becca accidentally take a trip to the past. Frasier and Niles disagree on the proper way to fold a towel. This was retroactively the season two finale, oops!

We recorded a whole episode back in September and then Jessica didn't save it, so it's her fault that you didn't get a new one until now. Mot accidentally gives Captain Picard a reverse mohawk ahead of an important treaty negotiation.

Becca and Jessica reflect on their time in the desert. Monica, Rachel, and Joey get trapped inside an oversized novelty cake for Ross's birthday.

Becca procrastinates a paper while Jessica recovers from The Bad Weeks. Jeff and the Dean get trapped in an elevator.

Becca beads beautifully. Jessica jokes jovially.

Becca and Jessica fight a lynel; Worf learns to dance the jitterbug with disastrous results.

Becca and Jessica are replaced by AI; Jamie and Nate spend the evening stuck in an elevator.

We talk about proper wiping techniques a LOT in this episode. More than usual.

Our hosts talk first dates; Picard and Riker are forced to determine which of them will be the front of a human centipede.

Jessica almost does a fraud; Becca learns a valuable lesson about tire pressure.

Becca and Jessica solve the mystery of The Puke Bowl; Spock learns an important lesson about Christmas.

Someday we'll have a full-length episode again, but today is NOT THAT DAY.

We're Back - A Becca and Jessica Story

The honorable Mary Lynch joins us once again as we wrap up our first season! Follow @astaristrek on Twitter for our upcoming miniseries!

In the penultimate episode of Season One, we find out what it really means to love, and to lose.

teeth, teeth, Teeth, TEETH, TEETH, TEETH

Can we get an "F" in the chat for Art Quiroga?

Jessica won't shut up about her dad, we're really sorry about it.

2022 is the Year Of Becca Having Audio Issues, but you know what? We make it work.

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Sick dads, stranded friends, and (surprise) more terrible relationships. And that's just from the hosts!

Becca has, once again, failed to kill Jessica, so here's our first episode of...oh god, 2022? When did THAT happen??

And, honestly, make the yuletide gay. Like REALLY gay.

The holidays provide more fodder for Becca and Jessica, surprising no one.

If you listen to the 83 word in each of the previous episodes, there's a secret message for you.

Return of the game, Jessica has the sniffles (allergies), and Becca updates us on whatever dumb stuff is going on in her life, I guess.

They're back.

If you're listening to this right as it is published, we're sorry it's late. If you're listening to this in the future, it wasn't late, don't worry about it.

Yeah, they've got a wedding-related post!

Neither of our mothers are featured in this episode. We're sorry.

We can't go ONE week without talking about weddings. Maybe we should stop having them until we figure out what's going on here.

How much do you want to bet we’ve got posts related to weddings this week?

Core Audio has failed us once again, but only for the first half of the episode. It's short this week!

We draw nearer and nearer to our one year anniversary. Be cautious. Be safe.

We go on a JOURNEY this week. Pack your bags and join us.

We're BACK! In terms of audio quality, I mean. Everything else is still bad.

Episode 46 - THE LAKE featuring Ben and Alex

Dying relatives, anti-social media rants, and, oh yeah, we've got posts, too!

It might be getting to the point where you need to watch "I Think You Should Leave" before listening, because we make a LOT of references to it.

This week we ask, once again, "why are people?"

Recorded, from Denver, it's Sunday morning!

This episode has it all - PMS, COVID, an 18 year old boy in a relationship with his anime pillow...it's a lot.

JEFFERY BEZOS JEFFERY BEZOS JEFFERY BEZOS - YOU DID IT

We run long again this week, but it's worth it because we talk about circumcision at the end, so.

The Unholy Pod 38 - The Return of the Becca

Becca's gone AGAIN, and I had some weird audio issues happen this week, so bear with us! Audio gets better after the first five minutes.

We recorded this two weeks ago, when we were so young and so naive! More pool talk, we sing a little, and, yes, there are assholes.

The first of two pre-recorded episodes, wow! Short episode is better than none episode, right?

This week, we convince ourselves that you're listening to this for the deep look into our personal lives, rather than for the posts we're reading.