The Sub-Beacon Podcast

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The Equalizer 3! It's the third one!

Sports movie, not a video game movie.

It's dogs! That curse!

New Netflix doc about the platonic ideal of an American.

Turtles! Who are ninjas!

Barbie! Sign up for the Patreon to get the Mattel Cinematic Universe draft!

If you want to hear the actual Oppenheimer review, you're going to have to swing by the Patreon. Sorry, folks!

Wes Anderson!

There are spoilers in this episode, so if you haven't watched the movie yet please don't listen! Don't yell at us if you do listen!

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Remember Transformers? They're back. In Beast form.

There's a mess, and I'm not just talking about the MCU, HIYO.

Participation trophies and war movies.

Three hours of hot John Wick action! Sign up at the Patreon!

Woof.

The guys head to Ireland!

Go karts, oven repairs, and Malignant teeth, oh my! Plus: Bullet Train.

Netflix originals, huh.

Celebrating Prime Day and complaining about the latest MCU movie. 

Fun episode with the great Paul Crookston sitting in for Vic Matus. 

Adventures in moving, adventures in dentistry, and adventures in mall going. And then, Elvis! 

Mulch King Mike Warren triumphantly returns to the show to discuss Georgetown and the whole cocktail party thing with Vic (broadcasting remotely from the Free Beacon studios following a power outage at home) and Sonny (broadcasting at home as usual).

Bad Movie!

Plus, Top Gun: Maverick box office thoughts, Disney weddings, and more.

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Sonny learns there's more to life than winning. JVL learns about a hidden world. Vic learns life is the pits. And the guys talk Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness!

JVL announces a life change. Sonny has a coyote update. Vic's considering some aged meat. And the gang watches The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent!

Matt Continetti, author of the new book The Right, joins Sonny and Vic this week as JVL heads up north to do some life-changing. Speaking of up north! The guys review The Northman.

On this week's episode, Sonny talks about his visit to the Magic Kingdom (and Hollywood Studios). For a long time. And then he and JVL discuss All the Old Knives a bit. Vic has the week off to recharge his batteries. Make sure to tune in for Monday's bonus episode, when Sonny and JVL discuss the new Thor trailer, dance on Netflix's grave, and try to decide if Severance is a puzzle show or a phi...

Sonny's going on a trip. JVL beats the spread. And Vic needs a little love after his trip through the multiverse.

JVL plays middle school Moneyball. Sonny's life improves. Vic's life sucks! Speaking of sucks ... 

The guys review The Lost City. PROGRAMMING NOTE: The bonus episode coming Monday is no longer on Romancing the Stone, which they discuss here. Instead, it is on Bruce Willis, following the news he's retiring. Apologies for the confusion. Please enjoy this episode and also Monday's episode.

JVL discovers an investment opportunity. Sonny vs. the coyotes. Vic's dad is in town! And the gang goes deep on Deep Water, a movie that doesn't make much sense but is still kind of delightfully tawdry. The quadrants, they're killed. 

On this week's episode, the guys talk touching. (No touching!) Lots of box office talk. And the gang reviews the first couple of episodes of Winning Time. NOT SHOWTIME THAT IS A DIFFERENT NETWORK ALTOGETHER.

On this week's episode, JVL makes an investment and Vic pulls a Homer. And the gang ... kind of hates The Batman?

No, that's not an image of the Tinder Swindler, it's an image of the greatest culinary concoction ever created. JVL talks The Batman Calzony. Sonny gets a new knife. Vic makes a sacrifice. And the guys talk about the Netflix movie in the title of this post. Nyeh.

A bit of a grab-bag opening before the guys discuss the feel-good movie of the year, Nightmare Alley. Saving the weekend chatter for the bonus on Monday; you won't want to miss that.A bit of a grab-bag opening before the guys discuss the feel-good movie of the year, Nightmare Alley. Saving the weekend chatter for the bonus on Monday; you won't want to miss that.

The guys pay tribute to the great P.J. O'Rourke before reviewing the new iteration of Death on the Nile, in theaters now.

On this week's episode, JVL makes a new friend. Vic is in trouble. Sonny's just along for the ride. And the guys review Moonfall! As well as wonder what happened, exactly, to Roland Emmerich.

JVL designs a jersey (and you'll have to sign up for the Patreon to see it). Sonny's living through icy hell. Vic has some cookie talk! And JVL and Sonny have some questions for Vic about why we're watching After We Fell. Make sure to watch Heist, also on Netflix, for Monday's bonus episode!

Parenting advice. A health update. A ... body? And the first half of Peacemaker, now streaming on HBO Max (or "the Max" as some people claim it's called). Don't listen to this one with the kids, folks!

Poker talk, covid talk, bag talk, Macbeth talk. All the talks! Make sure to tune in for Monday's special episode on Joss Whedon and The Book of Boba Fett.

Sonny's a downer. JVL wants to play a game. Vic goes shooting. And the guys review Encanto!

JVL's going on a walkabout. Sonny goes to the movies. Vic wants some sherry. Lots of box office talk. Do clones have souls? All that and more in this week's episode!