Java Good Morning

We're back with a java-tastic episode!  Mike reveals he smokes cigars, which is disgusting!  Julia encourages everyone to get horny and watch "Sex/Life"! And neither of them know how to pronounce "Brendan Fraser"!

Mike had a very dramatic showdown with a fly that landed on his salad,  Julia wasn't able to get horny for Aquaman, and the gang has a big announcement!

Mike is very excited to drink too much at his friend's wedding and then leave without saying goodbye! Julia thinks Angelina Jolie is not believable as a firefighter! And the gang realizes they're too old to watch Outer Banks!

Julia explains to Mike that yes, Enrique Iglesias is a very popular international superstar. Mike has brainworms from his second shot, and the gang discovers that someone has already invented goggles for dogs. 

Mike learns that there's no actress named Lara Graham- it's Lauren Graham!  Julia thinks the Paw Patrol dogs are getting their funding from a nefarious source! Plus: the gang comes up with an idea for a drinkable steak shake! 

Mike's back from paternity leave and he's desperate to watch Little League games! Warning: we talk about babies throughout this episode so this shit gets real heartwarming. Plus: don't ever watch a movie with Julia because she'll ask questions like, "who is that character?" several times but then shush you when you try to talk! 

Mike is still on paternity leave- he is the father!  We're joined once again by guest host Randi Silverman! Randi discusses her new face rash, Julia wants to bring back discmans, and the gang realizes it's probably very hard to have sex underwater. 

Mike's on paternity leave - congratulations! We have guest host Randi Silverman with us today. Randi has a ton of foot problems, Julia is brewing kombucha, and the gang discusses erotic books! Instagram: @javagoodmorning Theme Song by Ryan Hobler https://ryanhobler.com/

Julia becomes BFF's with Mia Khalifa, Mike learns that Willem Dafoe is from Wisconsin, and the gang discuss the anxiety of giving and receiving haircuts! 

Julia gets horned up for Pierce Brosnan, Mike thinks it's okay to marry your first cousin as long as you don't know about it til after the wedding, and we learn about Jesus! 

Mike has GERD and Julia wants an in-bed AC unit. Plus is the Easter Bunny a mammal? 

Julia hates Clint Eastwood. Mike had an accident in the shower. Plus, wanna buy a bed you can pee in?  Instagram: @javagoodmorning Theme Song by Ryan Hobler https://ryanhobler.com/

Julia watched Gotti. Mike is back to sucking on cough drops. Plus Bruno Mars (talk)! Instagram: @javagoodmorning Theme Song by Ryan Hobler https://ryanhobler.com/

Mike fell off a deck. Julia explains The Royals. Plus, cheese soup!    Instagram: @javagoodmorning Theme Song by Ryan Hobler https://ryanhobler.com/

Austin Powers still holds up, Mike made turkey meatballs, and Julia shows off her HGTV knowledge.    Instagram: @javagoodmorning Theme Song by Ryan Hobler https://ryanhobler.com/

Julia discovered The Nanny. Mike remembers Under Siege 2. Plus cooking tips!    Instagram: @javagoodmorning Theme Song by Ryan Hobler https://ryanhobler.com/

Mike is addicted to cough drops. Julia hates Jack Ryan. Plus one of them brags about their ability to recite a 90s boy band lineup in under 1.5 seconds and it's not Julia.    Instagram: @javagoodmorning Theme Song by Ryan Hobler https://ryanhobler.com/

Mike has a post-Super Bowl hangover. Julia talks about the Unabomber. Plus...a discussion about sleep disorders!    Instagram: @javagoodmorning Theme Song by Ryan Hobler https://ryanhobler.com/

Mike burnt his steak tips, Julia learned about King Kong, and the gang discusses if scamming the IRS is a thing. Also Mike tells a story about Phil Collins but he is saying Peter Gabriel which is a result of getting hit in the head too many times playing high school football.  Plus a Seinfeld quiz. Instagram: @javagoodmorning Theme Song by Ryan Hobler https://ryanhobler.com/

Mike and Julia talk about their week, why Kurt Russell is the greatest actor of our generation, and the best ways to avoid salmonella poising.  Instagram: @javagoodmorning Theme Song by Ryan Hobler https://ryanhobler.com/

Mike and Julia talk about their week, the movie Basic Instinct, and why people love reboots. Plus they play a game called Shark Tank Business or Something Mike Thought Of When He Had a Fever.  Instagram: @javagoodmorning Theme Song by Ryan Hobler https://ryanhobler.com/