if you even care

I'm so late to the party it's not even funny but I showed up in the last 5 minutes and I brought a no-bake oreo dessert so it still counts for something 03:09 weird question but ok 06:40 tara’s halter top 26:59 dumped by her hairdresser 34:12 passive aggressive 35:58 rage bait over cake 39:55 my first viral video 45:09 hairdresser story continued 48:06 shows I’m watching 51:05 SPOILER FOR TELL...

Maybe 2026 will be the year where I actually lower the mic enough. I'll report back if w**d ends up being in. And we've all been there with Bob. I'm not saying I don't get it. But it's time to raise the bar. 00:00 drinking stole my voice 04:38 INS 22:35 OUTS 37:25 shows I’m starting

HAPPY NEW YEAR and a firm handshake to my fellow capricorns. I'm a little bit hungover while I'm posting this and I didn't get to hear Midnight Sun but I haven't lost faith that one of these days the DJ will see me as an actual human being. 00:00 HAPPY NEW YEAR 03:07 girl this seasonal depression 05:42 crying on christmas 09:11 gamecube guilt 15:27 wii fit 19:18 capricorn reactions 22:56 the c...

If I know Dunkin makes horrible coffee and I keep going back anyway, who's really to blame? Them. They are. Heated Rivalry has been even better than I expected and I wasn't ready to shed tears. If you notice a pattern while I'm discussing some of my crushes don't worry, I noticed it too. We don't have to get into it. And what if I said I'd try a British pizza crunch. What if I said that Evil D...

it's been a while so we need to catch up!!! and then get right into everything I've watched since we last talked. scenes that were written by people who have never met another person before, the latest performative male on love island, giving your worst enemy tattoos, etc 00:00 - 05:32 anxiety 05:33 - 09:25 new kitty 09:26 - 15:24 dancing in wildwood 15:25 - 22:12 Team Conrad vs Team Jeremiah ...

If someone could recommend some games I should try I promise you I'll give them an honest shot. It's literally 100 degrees so I hope you're staying hydrated AND putting some pink salt in your water (you won't have to run to the bathroom as often too). I'll be talking at you about Harvest Moon, stealing from Blockbuster, the last time I even rented a movie which was with a grown man posing as a ...

It’s not clocking to you that I’m back again, is it? I’m sharing with you some fears I had as a child and the more I talked about them the more I realized I was kind of on to something. That honey combs mascot scared me so badly I had to leave the room when the commercials came on. I forgot to mention this in the episode but shortly after seeing Jurassic Park 2 I was showering and there was an ...

we made it to June! my windows are open and Summerboy is playing on the JBL. we're talking about how I'm being terrorized in my own home, the disappointing reddit thread I came across, and then it's time to get into dreams. I'm being turned into sauerkraut by a podcast host and someone keeps airdropping stock photos to my brain. why do we have dreams about our teeth falling out? don't worry, I ...

I didn't make it to Florida but my dreams of one day seeing a palm tree are still alive. this summer our arms are OUT and we're keeping our hands to ourselves. there will be no lafufu-shaming either. also that piece of hair on my forehead was annoying me watching this back and I don't even kind of fix it until maybe half way through 00:00 where I’ve been 02:09 weird vibes at the walk-in clinic...

if the girl with the blue dress somehow ever sees this I hope she knows she's an icon. no Sinners spoilers, just go load up your bag with dollar tree snacks and see it while it's still in theaters. I'm willing to have a respectful conversation about if cake belongs in the fridge but I will NOT entertain the idea of a hibiscus cake. also I really need to stop cursing so much but it's so hard whe...

episode 5... I knew we could do it. for this one I wanted to rant about the mall a bit, a place that has brought me both joy and despair. I would actually really love to know your favorite scents even if you're not a bath & body works employee. it's nice to know. does anyone else feel the same away about the "mentally ill bisexual hello kitty girl" thing? it's just kind of tired. maybe it's tim...

it's episode 4! at this point, we can only assume the next one will be episode 5. I'm sorry for complaining a bit but at least I gave you the space to do so as well. we did also need to talk about that weird moment in time when people were offering their mothers up to yung gravy. quick short story about a guy that fumbled at the bar before my very eyes. what am I supposed to do now that all my ...

it feels like we got a little closer this episode. I'm opening up about embarrassing middle school crushes and my littlest petshops, you're mostly just listening but I'm not holding that against you. I give Ashton Hall a little advice and if he's watching this hmu I know where to get the aforementioned honey packs at a discounted rate. also, I'm uploading these on Mondays now! brace yourselves ...

this one goes out to my yearners and twihards. where did pink butterfree come from? does every fmc in a romantasy have to be 19? why are all these sims in my bathroom? sorry for saying c**k more than once btw. you'll notice the video gets progressively darker. I guess this is technically our first sunset together. I wish I would've worn something nicer for the occasion tiktok: tiktok.com/@iyec...

hi wow what better way to get to know someone than to hear their confessions!! this week i talk at you about a few of the video games that meant the most to me growing up. did they possibly also stunt my frontal lobe development? why would you even ask somebody that