'Prepone'

Story: http://glpo.st/1iGHUey Prepone (n). The antonym to postpone, non-existent everywhere else in the world. Used when you have to move a meeting earlier because there's going to be a strike or political riot on the day it was originally scheduled for. Example: "We're going to have to prepone this coffee date because X political party is calling for a no-wheels strike."