Bill Bailey's Since you've been gone, I've been alone
Since you’ve been gone I’ve been alone
Like an arm without a bone
Dangling limply like a phone
That is out of charge
Like Homer without Marge
Like an egg without a spoon
Like a dugong on the moon
Like a clownfish without Nemo
Like Twilight without emo
Like Hardy without Laurel
Like high ground without the moral
Like Disney without Walt
Like battery without assault
Like a pet shop without gerbils
Like Hitler without Goebbels
Running naked through a wedding
Driving fast way out past Reading
Children slaughter kittens playing with their nail guns...
Children's laughter, kittens playing, Withnail and I
Gone are these pleasures
Like a dilemma without the di
Just a lemma and a sigh
Like deja without vu
I am nothing without you
Till the day that you come back
I’m like Whitney without crack