Superclásico super farce, Neymar hate and bad, bad Bayern
What on earth went down in Argentina over the weekend?
And what is going to happen next? And who is to blame? Francesco has the lowdown on all that.
Speaking of farce, Bayern Munich continue to be a mess and it looks like it will not be long before Niko Kovac is out on his ear. Nico has his say on that.
There is also the latest on the Champions League, your questions answered and a preview of a huge derby weekend in England.
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