Chinese ghosts are terrifying. Chinese VAMPIRES are DUMB. Mary Becquet LOVES it.

You know when you major in Chinese and then get accounting clients in Singapore and it’s Death Month? Mary Becquet (@becquetSQ & IG @maryB3) LOVES it. Recorded Halloween day made for youtube Chinese Vampire Movie watching later PERFECT. You will love. It is NOVEMBER and in November and December I ask you not to donate to The Dork Forest but to use the cash you MIGHT have sent to go to www.feedingamerica.com or google your town’s name and the words “food bank.” January. Gimme money again in January. USE THE AMAZON link on the front page when you order your own dorky goodness.  Merch: My current album “I Am Not the Hero of This Story” available on Amazon, iTunes and hard copy if you want it signed on the website. As well as TDF tshirts, standup shirts and other CDs and just videos of my comedy. Premium eps of TDF are taped live and available here:   https://thedorkforest.bandcamp.com/   Youtube has a bunch of stuff too: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheDorkForest @jackiekashian on all the social mediaz. Audio leveling by Patrick Brady  Music is by Mike Ruekberg  Website design by Vilmos