Socially Distant Edition

In this week’s episode, Christians will prove they can ALWAYS outcrazy a public panic, Donald Trump tells us to be prayer the ides of March, and we’ll meet a cult that was hiding in their homes before it was cool.

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Corona-Tacular:

Mark Taylor says its a distraction so trump can purge the deep state

Jerry Falwell, Jr. Falsely Claims Coronavirus May Be a North Korean Bioweapon

Pastor: Coronavirus is Satan’s Way of Killing Old People So Socialism Can Thrive

Isreli Rabbi says its gay pride parades

Gay people 

Church of cyprus says god would never let corona spread via communion

Archbishop: Holy water can’t spread coronavirus: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/15/archbishop-drinking-holy-water-is-fine-since-christ-does-not-spread-germs/

DC Catholic leader defends communion by downplaying the importance of health: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/10/catholic-leader-if-we-cancel-mass-due-to-coronavirus-weve-lost-our-courage/

Pastor: Churches That Close Due to Coronavirus Are Run by Neutered “Pansies”

Televangelist: Touch My Oily Hand Through the TV and I’ll Cure Your Coronavirus

Cindy Jacobs calls it illegal

Church wants at least 250 people 

The Dead Sea Scrolls are Still fake https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/2020/03/museum-of-the-bible-dead-sea-scrolls-forgeries/

South Korean Mayor Sues Coronavirus-Spreading Church for “Murder”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/04/south-korean-mayor-sues-coronavirus-spreading-church-for-murder/

Canada’s government moves to ban conversion therapy: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/11/canadas-government-moves-to-ban-anti-lgbtq-conversion-therapy/

Donald Trump seems to be super duper lying about coronavirus test: https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1239641829668261893?s=21&fbclid=IwAR1fvNXYYB9JBVccIjAWzItCeWhpFe7Z7AjBpjU5F2_DZ9VBUtSvLBRVZ48 https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/03/14/debacle-over-trumps-coronavirus-test/

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Lori Alexander: Abortion and Being Trans Are Worse Than Coronavirus

Lori Alexander: Coronavirus is god’s way of making mom’s homeschool their kids: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/17/christian-blogger-covid-19-is-gods-way-of-making-moms-homeschool-their-kids/