Aquamarine

Aug 22, 2021, 03:30 PM

When a hurricane threatens to ruin “Hot Dave’s Fun Summer Film Fest”, the crew decides to screen Aquamarine in a last ditch attempt to save the fledgling store promotion.

Ok, I’ll admit, Hot Dave’s Fun Summer Film Fest hasn’t exactly gone as planned. We’ve had to suffer the douchey pontifications of Leonardo DiCaprio in The Beach and the bafflingly bad box office bomb that was Cutthroat Island. Not to mention the disappearance of our friend Ryan and a hurricane outside that threatens to destroy the store. But we’ve got one movie left, and I’m not about to give up on what could be the best store promotion we’ve ever had -- Nature be damned!!!

I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we say goodbye to Summer are fellow cinephiles and Tiger Beat subscribers Mike and Jackie.

Listen as we discuss Aquamarine, a film that rewrites the rules of mermaid lore, which now includes mood-nails and wish granting; we pitch a sequel that involves Poseidon fighting Leonard (aka, the Gyro Captain from The Road Warrior); and finally, we try to answer the question that has plagued marine biologists for years: Do mermaids poop?

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This is Dave from Sector 2...signing off. And don’t forget, we’ve still got plenty of containers of Hot Dave’s Piping Hot Spicy Chili, now 75% off! Get it while it lasts!!!